1 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:06,847 This program contains scenes of violence and corpse images at the beginning 2 00:00:06,933 --> 00:00:09,454 which can be disturbing for spectators. 3 00:00:09,626 --> 00:00:12,811 It also contains strong language, offensive and discriminatory attitudes, 4 00:00:12,877 --> 00:00:16,026 and nature scenes sexual throughout the content. 5 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:49,306 What is this?! 6 00:01:01,413 --> 00:01:04,453 Tip Toe Episode 02 7 00:01:05,542 --> 00:01:08,549 Translation Queer Screen 8 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:14,073 SIX DAYS BEFORE 9 00:01:46,305 --> 00:01:47,969 How are you, George? 10 00:01:53,123 --> 00:01:56,363 I usually stop at Richmond Street parking lot. 11 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,159 It's still a revolving payment system In this one, the application does not work. 12 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,239 It's on me. 13 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,121 Are you going to stay here all day? 14 00:02:39,366 --> 00:02:40,854 It depends, doesn't it? 15 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,680 Damn. 16 00:02:55,713 --> 00:02:57,593 Are you going to watch it tonight? 17 00:03:00,093 --> 00:03:01,868 Is this a football question? 18 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,450 Yes. 19 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,838 No. 20 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:22,185 You own this place and the house? 21 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,879 I am. But I'm mired in debt. 22 00:03:25,124 --> 00:03:27,479 Try to make money with hospitality. 23 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,279 The house is thanks to my parents. 24 00:03:29,326 --> 00:03:31,393 I sold theirs and bought the number 5. 25 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:32,785 So, were they rich? 26 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:35,674 I look like Lord Struthers from Morningside? 27 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,679 They just had a nice townhouse in Dundee, 28 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,034 so I murdered them and took the money. 29 00:03:42,140 --> 00:03:44,539 And then you got this place with Curtis? 30 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,839 AND. This is my punishment. 31 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,999 I'm buying him out and it's taking forever, 32 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,999 because it costs a fortune. He still receives 20% of the profits, 33 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:54,743 which is like 20% almost nothing, but still... 34 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,080 That bastard. 35 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,720 I'll see you tonight, in fact. 36 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,316 With your new lover. 37 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,328 So, the problem is this. 38 00:04:06,353 --> 00:04:08,680 Sometimes when you play, you get a shock. 39 00:04:10,688 --> 00:04:13,094 Well. Everything's fine now. Typical. 40 00:04:13,293 --> 00:04:15,933 But when you get stuck, the fuse drops. 41 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,500 This one. He disarms. Is that the word? Disarm? 42 00:04:21,653 --> 00:04:23,132 I'll have to turn it off the energy. 43 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,959 I have the office upstairs, I still need to work. 44 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,119 Yeah, well, I can isolate it. 45 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,041 When was the last time you Did you do the technical inspection? 46 00:04:28,065 --> 00:04:30,435 Um, November 2025. We are up to date. 47 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,930 So who auditioned for you? 48 00:04:33,233 --> 00:04:34,656 Ashbury's. 49 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,319 But they charge 500 bucks just for the visit. 50 00:04:37,373 --> 00:04:39,572 Yeah, I don't trust them. 51 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,937 You know where they get it from their team? 52 00:04:41,962 --> 00:04:43,839 Aruba. Do you know where this is? 53 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,378 - In the Caribbean? - Exactly. 54 00:04:46,892 --> 00:04:49,527 - And I'm not being racist. - Well, a little. 55 00:04:51,366 --> 00:04:53,154 I mean, think about it. 56 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:54,653 Aruba. 57 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,177 Who owns this? 58 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,000 The Netherlands. 59 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:03,575 And in Holland, electrical wiring is 230 volts, 60 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,639 and in Aruba it is 127 volts, 61 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,160 So they are two different systems. It's a fire trap. 62 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:12,391 And why do they do this? Have two different voltages? 63 00:05:13,193 --> 00:05:14,348 Tesla. 64 00:05:14,919 --> 00:05:16,638 What, like, Elon Musk? 65 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,429 No, Nikolai Tesla. 66 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,448 He was the man who invented AC/DC. 67 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,479 And when he died, the FBI took all your documents 68 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,491 and burned them so that no one could see them. 69 00:05:27,024 --> 00:05:29,799 And then Elon Musk named the company of him in honor of him. 70 00:05:29,833 --> 00:05:31,425 This is no coincidence, right? 71 00:05:32,059 --> 00:05:33,275 Like this? 72 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,520 Exactly. It's a mystery. 73 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,743 When I was young, AC/DC meant bisexual. 74 00:05:42,946 --> 00:05:44,745 Look, there's nothing wrong with that, 75 00:05:44,786 --> 00:05:47,482 but I need to come back here, and dismantle everything, okay? 76 00:05:47,646 --> 00:05:50,193 - Will this cost? - Well, everything costs, right? 77 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,599 Well, you know, I don't mean to be rude, but you know what happens. 78 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,319 You call an electrician and he says, 79 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:56,599 "needs to redo all the wiring", 80 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,999 and a job that would cost 100 bucks ends up costing 10,000. 81 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,282 Are you calling me a liar? 82 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:02,929 No. 83 00:06:03,652 --> 00:06:05,559 The way people talk about workers. 84 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,279 No one else could handle this. 85 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,959 Imagine if I came in here, grab a beer and say, 86 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,580 "Did you name it?" 87 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,000 You would be all offended, wouldn't it be? 88 00:06:15,503 --> 00:06:17,199 - Do you baptize the beer? - No. 89 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,047 Well that's your first mistake, isn't it? 90 00:06:19,265 --> 00:06:21,152 Pay 20% to your ex? 91 00:06:21,243 --> 00:06:22,896 I'd start baptizing, man. 92 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:25,439 You arrived early. 93 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,799 Yeah, this is Clive, the electrician. 94 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,345 Hi Clive. I'm Judy. 95 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:31,260 It doesn't cover a million of us, okay? 96 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,039 He's the one I told you about! Clive, the next door neighbor. 97 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:42,079 I met his son online, and I mean online. 98 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:45,279 He's 16 but says he's 18, and be passive-versatile. 99 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,705 So what did you do? 100 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:48,578 - I had sex with him. - Leo! 101 00:06:48,646 --> 00:06:50,399 Get out! It was embarrassing. 102 00:06:50,589 --> 00:06:53,166 He was at zero meters. Zero! 103 00:06:54,084 --> 00:06:55,659 He must have seen me, of course. 104 00:06:56,629 --> 00:06:58,629 BLOCK USER 105 00:07:00,776 --> 00:07:02,335 You abused pet. 106 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,759 But I blocked him, thank you very much. 107 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:08,439 It's my street and I was gay before that he is just a sperm. 108 00:07:08,857 --> 00:07:11,575 My God, now I'm thinking about his father ejaculating. 109 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,439 This day is horrible, 110 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:16,559 and to top it off, I will see the Curtis tonight. 111 00:07:17,028 --> 00:07:18,359 Speaking of assets. 112 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:19,699 For what? 113 00:07:20,793 --> 00:07:22,700 Let's be civilized. 114 00:07:23,736 --> 00:07:26,175 You couldn't talk to him? The boy, what's his name? 115 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,159 George. What would we talk about? Good morning, Zee. 116 00:07:28,184 --> 00:07:30,279 - Good morning. - Zee, neighbor boy, 16 years old, 117 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,679 looking for sex online and lying about age. 118 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:33,839 Shouldn't Leo touch it? 119 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,279 His father is the electrician that's down there, 120 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,999 But his father doesn't know he's gay, so don't say anything. 121 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,359 How do you know he doesn't know? 122 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,118 Because George is alive. 123 00:07:41,203 --> 00:07:43,082 This is a little 80s. 124 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,999 You would be surprised, times are changing. 125 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,759 Not with this family, believe me. 126 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,079 Staying at home with a stupid father, and remain in the closet as always. 127 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,919 Why are you hiring him then? 128 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,439 Could you just go work, please? 129 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,359 Are you his friend? From the boy? 130 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,359 Why would I be friends with a 16 year old boy? 131 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,839 What would we talk about? Bluey? 132 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:02,759 No, I barely exchanged two words with him. He just said "Hello". 133 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,559 - I don't know, better not then. - Don't take his side. 134 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,319 Yeah, but I understand what he means. It's a funny line to cross. 135 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,759 So the boy goes online, 136 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,919 leaves, is murdered, and is everything ok? 137 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,818 But at least he wouldn't have died a virgin. 138 00:08:15,574 --> 00:08:17,321 The power came back. Alive. 139 00:08:18,386 --> 00:08:19,705 It's strange, isn't it, 140 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,089 How do we know more about his son? than himself. 141 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:25,015 His wife said he had an affair. 142 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,039 - Serious? - At a campsite. 143 00:08:27,682 --> 00:08:29,799 Like Jenny and Lee on Gogglebox? 144 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,010 - Maybe it was Jenny. - Don't say that. 145 00:08:33,696 --> 00:08:35,855 He can't hear us. 146 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:39,040 - He can't hear us down there, right? - No, of course not. 147 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:41,770 Clive! 148 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,262 Hey? 149 00:08:48,379 --> 00:08:49,681 Nothing! 150 00:08:51,626 --> 00:08:53,177 I'm going to start putting this back. 151 00:08:53,816 --> 00:08:56,206 Well thanks. Clive. 152 00:08:56,746 --> 00:08:58,746 Nice to meet you. I'm Zee. 153 00:09:02,606 --> 00:09:04,525 What is it short for? 154 00:09:04,672 --> 00:09:07,872 You're welcome. I call Zee. I chose it myself. 155 00:09:09,673 --> 00:09:10,712 Why? 156 00:09:11,702 --> 00:09:13,260 I just chose. 157 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,465 It's a temporary name until I find the right one. 158 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,239 I'm Hanna. 159 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,640 My girlfriend chose it. She says it's delicate. 160 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:22,884 How many of you are there? 161 00:09:24,305 --> 00:09:26,185 - Good morning guys. - OK then. 162 00:09:26,595 --> 00:09:29,239 - What do we have? - No, no, it's simple. 163 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:32,355 You just had a broken ground wire, so I changed it. It's ready. 164 00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:34,569 But...? 165 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,382 No, no, you were just unlucky. 166 00:09:36,406 --> 00:09:38,406 I put in a new cable. All ready. 167 00:09:38,485 --> 00:09:41,510 OK. Excellent. Well, that's good. 168 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:45,575 - But... - I knew it. As? 169 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,368 No, that's all here. I mean, look. 170 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,359 You have the entire system plugged into an outlet. 171 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,214 You've got your sound system, your lights, your microphone. 172 00:09:54,239 --> 00:09:56,074 What else is connected here? 173 00:09:56,485 --> 00:09:57,943 Smoke machine. 174 00:09:57,968 --> 00:09:59,696 - Bubble machine. - Oil wheel. 175 00:09:59,727 --> 00:10:02,527 Well, I'm waiting for the inquiry when you all burn to death 176 00:10:02,589 --> 00:10:04,860 But look, I can take it apart that wall, 177 00:10:04,885 --> 00:10:08,162 Can I redo the wiring and install five takes. 800 silver, all included. 178 00:10:08,584 --> 00:10:10,879 - How long will we be stopped? - No, it will only take one night. 179 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,400 Can I insulate this wall for you to keep the bar open. 180 00:10:14,446 --> 00:10:17,886 - 600. - 800. Okay? And it's closed. 181 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,879 It's not just the electrical part, right? 182 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,119 You know, I'm going to have to redecorate and do the finishing. 183 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,719 So 800 and you take my boy, my son. 184 00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:27,666 He has a level 3 carpentry course, 185 00:10:27,739 --> 00:10:30,451 so he can fix everything and seal it for you. 186 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,559 How old is your child? 25. 187 00:10:32,773 --> 00:10:34,013 He has two children. 188 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:36,973 Why? 189 00:10:37,926 --> 00:10:39,077 Like this? 190 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,959 But you have two children. 191 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:43,912 So what? 192 00:10:45,506 --> 00:10:46,646 Nothing. 193 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,440 Why did you say that? 194 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:55,160 I just said, because you have, isn't that right? 195 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,643 Does it matter? 196 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,800 No. 197 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,400 Okay, great. Eh... 198 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,520 - 700. - 800, closed? 199 00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:13,511 And then we are at... 200 00:11:14,546 --> 00:11:15,786 disco. 201 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,467 Bring it on, Clive. 202 00:11:26,432 --> 00:11:29,359 That's enough. I'll start. 203 00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:32,415 - Did you get two hours of parking? - That. 204 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,525 Cool, you better get it all day, right? 205 00:11:34,742 --> 00:11:35,853 On your own. 206 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:39,979 See you later. 207 00:12:04,687 --> 00:12:06,687 THINKING OF YOU 208 00:12:06,991 --> 00:12:08,991 FUCK YOU 209 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,713 I'm late. 210 00:12:15,976 --> 00:12:18,455 Take a taxi and pick me up at 7:30 am, ok? 211 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:22,044 - Why are we going to dinner with your ex? - I have no idea. 212 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:26,559 Curtis and Maggie at home. At ten We'll leave sometime, ok? Goodbye. 213 00:12:27,759 --> 00:12:29,478 He doesn't know what he's about speaking. 214 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:32,559 He was a shit player and he's a shit commentator, I told you. 215 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,680 He doesn't know shit what's going on Speaking, he's a... 216 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:38,018 He is always drinking. 217 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:48,661 Not in front of my father, he is a married man. Keep that! 218 00:12:48,713 --> 00:12:51,433 At least there's a place to park my motorcycle. 219 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,511 Curtis, that asshole, 220 00:13:30,551 --> 00:13:33,101 and stupid Maggie, who doesn't understand anything. 221 00:13:35,126 --> 00:13:36,687 Take a deep breath. 222 00:13:37,173 --> 00:13:39,730 - Hey! - Hey! 223 00:13:40,192 --> 00:13:42,502 Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, out, out, out. 224 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,599 - That gives away your age. - Sorry I'm late. 225 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,657 - You look wonderful. - Good to see you. 226 00:13:46,881 --> 00:13:49,874 - I saw Sanjay! - Yeah, I know. He said. 227 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,024 How long. How are you? 228 00:13:52,502 --> 00:13:53,882 I'm fine. 229 00:13:54,054 --> 00:13:57,292 You look older, fatter and grayer. 230 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,932 And you're starting to smell bad. 231 00:13:59,913 --> 00:14:01,513 Let me get this. 232 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,886 So... who else is coming? 233 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,319 Well, it's just us. 234 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,177 I thought I'd catch up. Have a chance to talk, you know. 235 00:14:11,699 --> 00:14:13,052 Talk about what? 236 00:14:13,506 --> 00:14:16,078 You know, about things. Get in there. 237 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,800 Is this enough for you? 238 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,813 And he took my laptop and ran. 239 00:14:31,213 --> 00:14:33,159 He's, what, 6'4, all muscle. 240 00:14:33,184 --> 00:14:35,597 And he's only 25 years old, so he runs like an athlete, 241 00:14:35,645 --> 00:14:37,679 He walked out the front door and disappeared. 242 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,679 And I ran! I ran after him into the street, 243 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,075 then I heard a click. 244 00:14:42,099 --> 00:14:44,104 It was the door closing behind me, locked 245 00:14:44,526 --> 00:14:47,399 and I stood there completely naked! 246 00:14:47,424 --> 00:14:49,032 My God, it can't be. 247 00:14:49,057 --> 00:14:51,519 I stood in the middle of the street completely naked. 248 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,206 I had to rescue him. 249 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,220 Did this really happen? 250 00:14:58,693 --> 00:15:01,433 With everything out, for the whole world to see. 251 00:15:01,457 --> 00:15:03,157 Admire that. 252 00:15:07,213 --> 00:15:09,835 But that's it, because Trump is manipulating the courts 253 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,716 so he can have a third term. 254 00:15:11,748 --> 00:15:13,403 Why not a room? 255 00:15:13,819 --> 00:15:15,902 Because you know what this is? 256 00:15:16,193 --> 00:15:17,720 The dark ages. 257 00:15:18,573 --> 00:15:20,121 It's a new dark age. 258 00:15:20,325 --> 00:15:22,612 If I live for another 30 years, 259 00:15:22,658 --> 00:15:25,282 I will die before the dark ages end. 260 00:15:25,616 --> 00:15:28,055 That's it, now. For life. 261 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,623 I missed that. 262 00:15:29,647 --> 00:15:31,647 Stephanie, the Prophet of the Apocalypse. 263 00:15:31,759 --> 00:15:34,804 It's kind of... torturing yourself on the networks, don't you think? 264 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,079 Maggie, you can't be serious These are good times, okay? 265 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,563 Hardly, no, but I think we are in a state of panic. 266 00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:43,553 I don't think it helps. 267 00:15:44,293 --> 00:15:46,416 - I panic, apparently. - That's not what she means. 268 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,783 I just think... 269 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,247 We can all worry, 270 00:15:50,737 --> 00:15:52,737 but we need to do something. 271 00:15:55,113 --> 00:15:56,553 So we are. 272 00:15:57,939 --> 00:16:00,939 Just do a little good in the world, you know? 273 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,126 AND. This is what we wanted count. 274 00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:06,521 It's no big deal, 275 00:16:06,546 --> 00:16:08,547 we just didn't want you heard from someone else. 276 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,480 We're going to be foster parents. 277 00:16:13,468 --> 00:16:16,072 We went through the assessment on the second and they said yes, 278 00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:18,306 So let's be foster parents. 279 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,621 I think that's brilliant. 280 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,800 Congratulations. 281 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:25,353 Legal. 282 00:16:25,377 --> 00:16:27,909 This is incredible. Big changes. 283 00:16:28,176 --> 00:16:31,575 There is so much missing. Really missing a lot. 284 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,680 However... 285 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,843 poor children having to listen you two. 286 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,130 We are terrified. 287 00:16:40,616 --> 00:16:42,218 And we try, 288 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,742 but I'm 45 now, and that won't happen. 289 00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:47,959 - And this is the second best option. - It's equally good. 290 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,861 Yes, it is... Exactly. 291 00:16:50,604 --> 00:16:51,824 Sorry. 292 00:16:52,491 --> 00:16:53,990 Mom and Dad, 293 00:16:55,113 --> 00:16:56,463 a toast to you. 294 00:16:56,719 --> 00:16:59,310 Congratulations. We need people like you. 295 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,479 You guys make a lot of money. 296 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,913 That's why we're doing this. Cash in hand. 297 00:17:05,938 --> 00:17:08,708 It's just that you never said, when we were together. 298 00:17:09,226 --> 00:17:10,681 You never said you wanted children. 299 00:17:11,877 --> 00:17:14,057 - I didn't want to at that time. - What changed? 300 00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:16,418 Nothing. I suppose I was a different person. 301 00:17:16,443 --> 00:17:17,676 Are you better now? 302 00:17:18,473 --> 00:17:19,726 No. 303 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,560 Don't do that. 304 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,268 Okay, are we done? We have a delicious tiramisu. 305 00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:31,714 All is well? 306 00:17:32,453 --> 00:17:34,053 I will help you. 307 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,120 Look, come here. 308 00:17:57,366 --> 00:17:59,063 Daddy. 309 00:17:59,393 --> 00:18:01,214 It can be a complete nightmare. 310 00:18:01,238 --> 00:18:03,238 I may regret every second of it. 311 00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:06,140 You can't fuck up life from them. With children. 312 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,423 Because they must have already had difficulties enough. 313 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,920 They don't need to get in a house that is... 314 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,280 austere. 315 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,026 That's who I am, right? 316 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,635 Well I've always been the fun person. 317 00:18:21,699 --> 00:18:24,904 Sorry, but our friends don't they came here to have fun with Curtis. 318 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,595 Yeah, you're so funny. I'm laughing. 319 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:29,619 It's just that you never said anything, never, about children. 320 00:18:29,906 --> 00:18:32,758 Jamie adopted you I never said a word, not even a hint. 321 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,279 It's like I never knew you. 322 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,751 Unless... 323 00:18:38,219 --> 00:18:39,734 I didn't know, did I? 324 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:44,070 You know what's really stupid? 325 00:18:44,773 --> 00:18:46,535 Since you left. 326 00:18:46,612 --> 00:18:47,612 Eat 327 00:18:48,197 --> 00:18:49,404 alone. 328 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,848 Sitting there, I cut in little pieces, 329 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,685 like, down the fork, I wash the dishes. 330 00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:57,910 This whole ritual. 331 00:18:57,935 --> 00:18:59,502 And then I shit. 332 00:18:59,627 --> 00:19:01,451 I shit and eat. 333 00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:03,439 I could be a tube. This is my life. 334 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,905 I am a tube. 335 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,999 - Do you still have your key? - I have what? 336 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,079 Your house key, do you still have it? 337 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,319 I don't know, maybe. I didn't formally deliver. 338 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,760 - Why? Do you want it back? - No, it's just, like... 339 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,085 - You didn't come back, did you? - To the house? 340 00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:25,704 It's just that things keep changing. 341 00:19:26,819 --> 00:19:29,342 When I'm not looking. I feel like I'm going crazy. 342 00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:32,305 I come home and it seems like things were moved. 343 00:19:33,579 --> 00:19:35,219 Like a glass... 344 00:19:35,409 --> 00:19:37,139 or a packaging... 345 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:41,327 a letter, or a book which is on the wrong side. 346 00:19:43,653 --> 00:19:45,871 Or a little less wine. 347 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,039 And then I turn on the TV. Do you know when you turn on the TV, 348 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,854 she goes to the last channel were you? 349 00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:53,084 When I call, she goes to channel 161. 350 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,108 What the hell is 161? 351 00:19:57,539 --> 00:19:58,939 Are you well? 352 00:20:01,087 --> 00:20:02,108 Yeah. 353 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,240 It's not me. 354 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:08,244 No, I don't... I didn't think it was. 355 00:20:08,713 --> 00:20:11,593 I don't really think there is anyone in your home. 356 00:20:13,507 --> 00:20:14,987 No. 357 00:20:18,293 --> 00:20:19,693 I left. 358 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,846 AND. 359 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,288 I left you, baby. 360 00:20:25,871 --> 00:20:27,871 I left. 361 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,200 - Are you well? - Yeah. 362 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,100 I am fine. 363 00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:58,340 I am fine. 364 00:21:00,449 --> 00:21:03,239 No, wait. The best part, I'll tell you the best part. 365 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,119 Maggie, the usual drama, the barren Maggie. 366 00:21:06,144 --> 00:21:08,075 When she said, 367 00:21:08,099 --> 00:21:10,016 "Did that really happen?" 368 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,679 My God, yes, how to end a story. 369 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,679 "Did that really happen?" "Difficultly." 370 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,639 "Difficultly." She said that. 371 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,563 "Ooh, hardly." 372 00:21:19,587 --> 00:21:21,963 Downton Abbey. "Difficultly." 373 00:21:22,013 --> 00:21:24,780 That's why she arrested him. 374 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:28,497 Being a mother is what she wanted this whole time. I spoke. 375 00:21:29,434 --> 00:21:31,469 You know what I'm going to do tonight? 376 00:21:31,494 --> 00:21:33,119 I'm going to have sex. 377 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,446 I'm going to be fucked, spanked and eaten. 378 00:21:35,471 --> 00:21:37,670 I'm going to get a cock spanking. 379 00:21:37,845 --> 00:21:40,959 Did you know that Curtis never Have you eaten ass in your entire life? 380 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,439 Yeah, you told me. 381 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,386 He would only eat with a little coriander. 382 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,837 But today is the day! 383 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,598 It's okay, my dear. Goodnight. 384 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,350 Bow down and think of Scotland. 385 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,662 Don't worry, I only had two beers, 386 00:21:57,687 --> 00:21:59,375 So I won't show up hungover. 387 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,241 This is Leo, my gay neighbor. If that's not offensive. 388 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,200 But it is. So be careful. 389 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,360 Don't talk to your employer like that. 390 00:22:19,018 --> 00:22:21,373 You kids. Whores. 391 00:22:21,398 --> 00:22:22,509 SO, I'M HORNY 392 00:22:22,534 --> 00:22:24,534 Hot, hairy, endowed. 393 00:22:25,730 --> 00:22:27,027 NOW? 394 00:22:27,193 --> 00:22:28,414 OK 395 00:22:28,438 --> 00:22:30,438 SHARING LOCATION 396 00:22:30,994 --> 00:22:32,348 That's it. 397 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,359 I found you. Hi, I'm Dave. 398 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,159 I know it said Francesco on the app, 399 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,315 but Francesco brings more results. 400 00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:02,345 Anyway, it's actually Dave. 401 00:23:02,753 --> 00:23:05,078 - Yeah, hi, I'm Leo. - And that's your real name? 402 00:23:05,110 --> 00:23:06,879 - Yes. - Good start. 403 00:23:06,904 --> 00:23:09,074 There are a lot of liars in this app. 404 00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:17,159 - What a cool place. - Thanks. 405 00:23:17,327 --> 00:23:19,047 - Do you own it here? - Yes I am. 406 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,907 It's cool. 407 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:25,436 - And it's just you? - Just me. 408 00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:28,654 And that's how it goes stay, I'm afraid. 409 00:23:28,786 --> 00:23:30,393 Just me. 410 00:23:32,492 --> 00:23:34,639 I'm fine being alone. 411 00:23:35,591 --> 00:23:37,639 I didn't come here to marry you. 412 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,960 No, but... 413 00:23:40,292 --> 00:23:41,732 I changed my mind. 414 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,460 I'm not in the mood today. I thought I was, but I'm not. 415 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,161 You know when it just passes? 416 00:23:50,033 --> 00:23:51,753 - Are you kidding? - Sorry. 417 00:23:55,819 --> 00:23:57,219 One more. 418 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,692 You know, I came here. 419 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,759 Well, 662 meters, it's not that far. 420 00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,292 He is going to screw it up. 421 00:24:08,092 --> 00:24:09,706 I go. 422 00:24:19,885 --> 00:24:21,267 SORRY 423 00:24:21,292 --> 00:24:23,292 THIS USER BLOCKED YOU 424 00:24:26,676 --> 00:24:28,687 HELP. 425 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,400 Damn. 426 00:24:39,268 --> 00:24:41,268 ONLINE NOW HELP. 427 00:25:15,778 --> 00:25:17,778 HI, ARE YOU OK? 428 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,839 I don't blame you, your own friends They treat you like shit. 429 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,119 Yeah, you know how it is. 430 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,840 They might as well piss in the floor. I'll get them a trough! 431 00:26:05,161 --> 00:26:06,935 DON'T TELL MY FATHER 432 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,400 There was a signal missing. 433 00:26:09,829 --> 00:26:11,829 I WILL NOT SPEAK 434 00:26:19,540 --> 00:26:21,910 DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW? 435 00:26:24,007 --> 00:26:25,496 NO 436 00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:28,186 I want to know why 437 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:31,572 would you look for something so disgusting. 438 00:26:37,715 --> 00:26:40,250 YOU SAID "HELP". 439 00:26:47,185 --> 00:26:49,818 WHAT THERE WAS? 440 00:26:56,425 --> 00:26:58,425 I'M AN OLD GUY, 441 00:26:58,463 --> 00:27:00,676 BUT I CAN FIND PEOPLE 442 00:27:00,701 --> 00:27:04,102 WHO YOU CAN TALK TO. 443 00:27:10,975 --> 00:27:12,975 BLOCK USER 444 00:27:13,957 --> 00:27:15,957 BLOCKED 445 00:27:16,239 --> 00:27:17,747 Fuck you. 446 00:27:18,256 --> 00:27:20,655 Fuck you then. Fuck you, boy. 447 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,169 Everything is fine? 448 00:28:13,977 --> 00:28:15,487 SEARCH FOR SPONSOR 449 00:28:15,512 --> 00:28:17,552 SPONSOR GEORGE GOSS FOR YOUR BENEFICIAL SWIMMING. 450 00:28:21,524 --> 00:28:23,524 ADDING CONTACT 451 00:28:40,653 --> 00:28:42,976 IF YOU BLOCK ME, SCREAM THROUGH THE WALL. 452 00:28:50,175 --> 00:28:52,175 NO 453 00:28:52,711 --> 00:28:54,711 I'M KIDDING. 454 00:29:13,073 --> 00:29:15,073 YOU NEED HELP, IS IT SERIOUS? 455 00:29:19,509 --> 00:29:21,509 CAN YOU TALK TO YOUR BROTHER? 456 00:29:23,431 --> 00:29:25,431 DON'T TELL HIM 457 00:29:33,228 --> 00:29:35,228 DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS WHO KNOW THAT ARE YOU GAY? 458 00:29:36,111 --> 00:29:38,111 NO 459 00:29:42,733 --> 00:29:45,227 DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS IN COLLEGE 460 00:29:50,841 --> 00:29:53,599 - CAN YOU TALK TO THEM? - NO 461 00:29:54,901 --> 00:29:56,873 WHY NOT? 462 00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:05,663 GEORGE. THERE ARE SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP. HAVE YOU TRIED SUPPORT LINES? 463 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,478 NOT FOR THIS 464 00:30:09,736 --> 00:30:11,736 WHAT'S WRONG? 465 00:30:21,758 --> 00:30:23,758 YOU CAN TELL ME. 466 00:30:30,807 --> 00:30:33,837 WHEN A BOY SAYS HE LOVES YOU, IS HE SERIOUS? 467 00:30:42,331 --> 00:30:44,952 IT COULD BE SERIOUS. PERHAPS! HOW OLD IS HE? 468 00:30:45,247 --> 00:30:46,472 16 469 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,746 HE SAID HE LOVES YOU BY MESSAGE OR FACE TO FACE? 470 00:30:53,228 --> 00:30:55,361 FACE TO FACE 471 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,309 I love you. 472 00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:01,333 I love you 473 00:31:03,026 --> 00:31:04,726 I still love you. 474 00:31:12,847 --> 00:31:14,847 DO YOU LOVE HIM? 475 00:31:16,190 --> 00:31:18,190 YES 476 00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:23,338 THIS IS GREAT 477 00:31:25,836 --> 00:31:28,636 BUT HE SAID HE LOVED IT WHEN 478 00:31:39,704 --> 00:31:41,704 BUT HE SAID HE LOVED ME WHEN I WAS CUMMING 479 00:31:41,729 --> 00:31:44,588 AND THEN HE LEFT AND NOW HE DON'T LOOK AT ME AND LAUGH AT ME 480 00:31:47,585 --> 00:31:49,105 No. 481 00:31:58,539 --> 00:32:00,539 I DON'T KNOW IF HE LOVES YOU 482 00:32:00,662 --> 00:32:03,516 BOYS ARE WEIRD 483 00:32:04,016 --> 00:32:06,943 THEY GET CONFUSED. AND MAYBE AT THAT MOMENT HE WAS SINCERE. 484 00:32:06,974 --> 00:32:08,974 MAYBE HE REALLY LOVES YOU. 485 00:32:10,014 --> 00:32:13,534 AND SOMETIMES, MEN CUM AND THEN THEY REPENT. 486 00:32:14,293 --> 00:32:17,087 THEY ARE ASHAMED. 487 00:32:17,564 --> 00:32:19,564 BUT BE CAREFUL. 488 00:32:19,762 --> 00:32:26,013 IF HE'S ANGRY, SORRY, BUT STAY AWAY FOR A WHILE 489 00:32:26,037 --> 00:32:31,662 WHY YOU NEED IT STAY SAFE. 490 00:32:37,285 --> 00:32:39,285 BUT I LOVE HIM 491 00:32:55,036 --> 00:32:57,036 - TELL YOUR FRIENDS. - NO 492 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,240 PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS. 493 00:33:10,816 --> 00:33:13,375 George, I swear, if you tell to your friends about it, 494 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,199 they will tell you that everything stupid boy does it, 495 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,680 and you will laugh about it. 496 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,439 Because there is a world so big out there, 497 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,650 and you can have boyfriends or girlfriends or... 498 00:33:24,281 --> 00:33:26,281 whatever you want. 499 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,919 You can have all the wild sex and crazy as you want, 500 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,400 night after night. 501 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:37,359 Because I promise you, George, there is a great gay life 502 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,040 just waiting for you. 503 00:33:47,703 --> 00:33:50,662 I'm going in, so hands on sides, right? 504 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:54,079 Listen, all this between your mother and me, 505 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,520 I don't want you to hear this, you know, so... 506 00:33:58,613 --> 00:33:59,693 Here it is. 507 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,058 - Are you well? - I am 508 00:34:05,083 --> 00:34:06,351 It doesn't seem like it. 509 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,479 - What it was? - It's the game. The dog died. 510 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,279 - Who are you texting? - What's wrong with that? 511 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,639 What it is. It's late, right? 512 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,543 You have college tomorrow and knows the rules. 513 00:34:18,568 --> 00:34:21,063 Your cell phone is not private until you be 18 years old. So give it to me here. 514 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,423 - Is it a girl? - Shut up. 515 00:34:25,447 --> 00:34:26,936 No, did she upset you? 516 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,892 - Can you leave me alone? - I want to tell you something important. 517 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,080 They're not worth it. 518 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,960 None of them. 519 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,620 SORRY, I HAVE TO ASK. ARE YOU PROTECTING YOURSELF IN SEX? 520 00:34:49,644 --> 00:34:51,564 Argh, you're disgusting. 521 00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:29,519 - Good morning guys. - Good morning, handsome. How is Curtis? 522 00:35:30,301 --> 00:35:33,887 - Boring old idiot. Hello, Saul. - Alright, boss. What a cool place. 523 00:35:33,926 --> 00:35:35,593 You are late. 524 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,839 No. I came early yesterday because of you. 525 00:35:39,864 --> 00:35:42,815 This is the normal time, because I work late. 526 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,520 And... 527 00:35:45,254 --> 00:35:46,959 I want to apologize. 528 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,847 If I was a little rude last night. Sorry about that. 529 00:35:50,256 --> 00:35:51,416 I didn't mean to offend. 530 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,339 Why, what did you say? 531 00:35:53,364 --> 00:35:55,147 It's over, everything is fine. 532 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:57,839 So are we okay? 533 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,039 I told you, I have nothing on my conscience. 534 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,549 I only had two beers, so my head is clear. 535 00:36:02,656 --> 00:36:05,695 I am not. I'm dying of a hangover. 536 00:36:06,065 --> 00:36:08,148 I'll tell you something, boss. I said to Jude, 537 00:36:08,173 --> 00:36:10,176 "Do you have any ink left When did you paint the walls?" 538 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,559 - She looked in the basement. - And there it was, standing at the bottom, 539 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,679 - after all these years. - Nobody throws paint away. 540 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,119 I don't know how to do this. 541 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,399 - This saves a little money. - Good move. 542 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,652 Well, welcome aboard, Saul. 543 00:36:20,758 --> 00:36:23,119 Okay, me and Judy have the managers meeting now, 544 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,759 all bars and clubs with the council. It's crazy. 545 00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:29,094 Help yourself to anything, and Mikey can take care of you. 546 00:36:29,119 --> 00:36:32,280 Mikey, you met Clive. This is Saul, Clive's son. 547 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,320 And there? 548 00:36:33,759 --> 00:36:35,039 Good morning, guys. 549 00:37:04,087 --> 00:37:07,886 It's Saul, isn't it? I mean, you're Hotsaul. 550 00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:11,559 Dude, don't tell me you sign. It's for girls, you know. 551 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,639 - You can't stop me. - As long as you're paying. 552 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,119 - I'm there. - You are? 553 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,345 - Mikey Manchester. - How much do you earn? 554 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:19,009 20,000 per year. 555 00:37:19,236 --> 00:37:22,555 Damn. I'll make six if I have luck. Why are you working here? 556 00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:25,535 My father. He's an... idiot. 557 00:37:25,646 --> 00:37:27,885 Left us with a lot of debt and problems. 558 00:37:27,910 --> 00:37:29,989 But hey, if you want to collaborate... 559 00:37:30,079 --> 00:37:31,678 Dude, that's not my thing. 560 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:33,153 I could teach you. 561 00:37:33,233 --> 00:37:34,793 - Seriously, only women. - Is it? 562 00:37:34,825 --> 00:37:35,960 Take a Viagra. 563 00:37:35,985 --> 00:37:38,571 Nice try, thanks, man. Keep subscribing. 564 00:37:38,596 --> 00:37:40,699 - Have a good handjob. - I already have. 565 00:37:44,492 --> 00:37:46,931 I'm irresistible around here. 566 00:37:46,956 --> 00:37:49,080 - What do you mean? - That boy Mikey, 567 00:37:49,104 --> 00:37:51,708 asking to fuck me. Begging for it. 568 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,159 So what did you say? 569 00:37:53,184 --> 00:37:55,490 I said, "In your ass." That was a mistake. 570 00:37:55,514 --> 00:37:57,514 He said, "Yes, please." 571 00:37:59,779 --> 00:38:01,298 And who is she? 572 00:38:01,466 --> 00:38:03,026 I am Saul. I'm with him. 573 00:38:04,433 --> 00:38:05,993 Well, he's the lucky one, isn't he? 574 00:38:07,273 --> 00:38:09,153 I told you. Irresistible. 575 00:38:14,369 --> 00:38:16,128 And who are you? 576 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,603 I'm the electrician. 577 00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:20,027 The neighbor. That's right. 578 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,400 The son of hard work. 579 00:38:23,446 --> 00:38:25,365 You're the guy with the son. 580 00:38:26,309 --> 00:38:28,309 He said it was delicious. 581 00:38:29,193 --> 00:38:30,668 Who said? 582 00:38:30,826 --> 00:38:32,306 Leo. 583 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,413 When did he say that? 584 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,244 Wasn't your boy naked? 585 00:38:38,337 --> 00:38:41,005 There was no story that Leo was at your house, 586 00:38:41,030 --> 00:38:42,841 and your son was naked? 587 00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:44,671 AND. 588 00:38:44,696 --> 00:38:47,255 When the boss got locked away outside the house. He said Saul. 589 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,759 Yeah, well, he doesn't mean George, do you want it? George is 16 years old. 590 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:50,919 He's cool. 591 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:54,519 Melba, it's a little dangerous here with the electrical part. 592 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,679 Will we keep you safe? Sit by the window. 593 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,702 Hanna is actually leaving to buy sandwiches if you want one. 594 00:38:59,823 --> 00:39:02,759 Let's make you a delicious Ham and cheese sandwich? 595 00:39:05,981 --> 00:39:08,461 Next item on the agenda, Lauchlan McCartney. 596 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,639 They will be happy to hear that he is currently residing 597 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,719 - at the disposal of Her Majesty. - Which one is he? 598 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:15,650 The Birdman. Tall and big bald, you saw him. 599 00:39:15,879 --> 00:39:18,438 He bit the pigeons' heads and left them outside Cruz 101. 600 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,639 Yeah. No more. The pigeon population is restored. 601 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,119 Next on the list, with you, Lucille. 602 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,999 That was difficult. Miss Titty Ditty. 603 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,039 Titty Ditty is a cabaret artist from Glasgow. 604 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,039 We hired her, but she then print posters 605 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,959 and start advertising on your website, 606 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,679 It's her, not us, 607 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,095 and the image had a Star of David on it. 608 00:39:39,409 --> 00:39:42,128 Now, there's all kinds of stuff in it. There's Spider-Man, 609 00:39:42,153 --> 00:39:45,444 There's the TARDIS, There's Cynthia Erivo. 610 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,839 It's a collage, but we received protests. 611 00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:50,446 - They think she is anti-Palestine. - And she is? 612 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,719 I don't think she could Point out Palestine on the map. 613 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,310 She sings poems with a banjo. 614 00:39:54,335 --> 00:39:56,595 You need to know, our team is being attacked, 615 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,439 the security guards, they take food in the face, 616 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,039 French fries and escambau. 617 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,479 Who does this? Passersby? 618 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,319 No, our people. 619 00:40:03,344 --> 00:40:05,704 Lesbians in a lesbian bar 620 00:40:05,728 --> 00:40:07,376 attacking the lesbian team 621 00:40:07,546 --> 00:40:10,906 because of a lesbian with a symbol Jew. What the hell is going on? 622 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:16,159 On behalf of the council, I have to say, we are very happy. 623 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:19,519 We can review the use of polycarbonates after 11pm, 624 00:40:19,544 --> 00:40:21,871 But I have a concern. 625 00:40:22,451 --> 00:40:25,303 You have a lot of drag queens at the door. 626 00:40:27,063 --> 00:40:28,632 - We have. - He is sure? 627 00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:31,858 We definitely have. I saw them. 628 00:40:31,883 --> 00:40:33,922 Are you sure about the policy? 629 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,239 We think you can move away the people. 630 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,399 I think they attract people. In fact, I know they attract. 631 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,879 People love a drag queen. 632 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,439 - In 2026? - Since time immemorial. 633 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,252 I don't quite understand which is the problem here. 634 00:40:44,277 --> 00:40:46,483 I'm gay. I'm going to Canal Street. 635 00:40:47,046 --> 00:40:49,679 I find out what gay means a man with lipstick 636 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,959 and with a wig, fake breasts and glitter. 637 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,319 How does this represent me? 638 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,159 It's not to represent you. 639 00:40:55,184 --> 00:40:57,250 No, but nothing ever represents me, represents? 640 00:40:57,275 --> 00:40:58,850 So what do you want? 641 00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:01,199 Security at the door... 642 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,160 What? 643 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,919 He's not even gay. He was seen with a woman named Elaine. 644 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,999 He just pretends to be gay to be promoted. 645 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,124 That's how it works nowadays. 646 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:17,439 I always said that the left would devour herself, and the banquet began. 647 00:41:17,778 --> 00:41:21,079 - They're throwing fries. - With tomato sauce, damn it. 648 00:41:21,476 --> 00:41:23,199 Do you still have that group of young people? 649 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,879 Yes, it still continues. 650 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,879 I have a young man for you. Let me save one of them. Just one. 651 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,999 That's what I like to see. 652 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,359 At least I can trust you. Good morning, Melba. 653 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,648 My meeting was boring, stupid and insane. 654 00:41:36,896 --> 00:41:39,615 Hi Clive. All good? Saul, happy? 655 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,399 - All good. - And Benny from the brewery. 656 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,319 - At the right time. - Warming your hands for your entrance. 657 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,239 Keep dreaming. Christ, I've had quite a night. 658 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:51,351 Hello, Leonardo. Distribute this. Special offers, 659 00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:53,095 Love Your Best Friend Day on the 31st. 660 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,253 - What? - I don't know who comes up with this shit, me. 661 00:41:55,278 --> 00:41:56,717 Someone in a room. 662 00:41:56,918 --> 00:41:59,837 So I went out last night, I was with this ice skater. 663 00:41:59,862 --> 00:42:01,980 He said "I'm with Disney on Ice." I said, "Well, better than being 664 00:42:02,004 --> 00:42:04,236 with Disney on fire." No lie, 665 00:42:04,261 --> 00:42:06,460 I grabbed his ass, it was like holding a skull. 666 00:42:06,485 --> 00:42:09,104 I know. And gifted like a deodorant. 667 00:42:09,136 --> 00:42:12,135 - Like a lady-size roll-on? - Fuck your mother. 668 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,559 I'm talking about a cartridge by Right Guard. 669 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,639 You should see me girls, I have prolapse. 670 00:42:17,266 --> 00:42:19,415 And he came. Do you know how many squirts? 671 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,639 12. In the face. One, two, three, four... 672 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,735 I looked like a battered wife. 673 00:42:25,538 --> 00:42:27,458 I'm trying to work here. 674 00:42:28,613 --> 00:42:30,932 Don't tell me to put a cork in, baby, 675 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,479 because I already have one inside. 676 00:42:32,504 --> 00:42:34,903 Benny from the brewery, This is Clive. 677 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,519 We are doing the electrical part. 678 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:40,264 - Are you going to put the neon back on? - My God. 679 00:42:40,315 --> 00:42:42,074 It's a good idea, I love neon. 680 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,799 I love neon. Do you remember? 681 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,279 It saw? I told you. 682 00:42:52,544 --> 00:42:53,679 Shit. 683 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:54,799 What happened to that thing? 684 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,279 It never worked, right? And I took the blame for that. 685 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,799 - Come on, Curtis. - That thing cost £1,000! 686 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,679 You wasted £1,000 in a stupid cheesy trick. 687 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,999 Yeah, we should put it back. 688 00:43:04,024 --> 00:43:05,761 Curtis would be really pissed. 689 00:43:05,785 --> 00:43:07,785 Hey Clive, you fix signs neon? 690 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,119 - It costs you extra. - Where is it? It's not here. 691 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,711 No, he's at home, he's with me. I got it in the divorce. 692 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,639 It's a very old thing. Clive, you Can you bring it in the van tomorrow? 693 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,830 No, I told you it's a job of a day, right? 694 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,039 And anyway, I think I'm done here. 695 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,760 Well, I'm still paying you. 696 00:43:22,937 --> 00:43:25,367 All good. I'll go look for it. Where is it? 697 00:43:25,392 --> 00:43:27,395 In your house? I have the keys, don't I? 698 00:43:27,428 --> 00:43:29,858 But I don't like anyone coming into my house without me. 699 00:43:29,883 --> 00:43:32,082 - Why not? What am I going to do? - I just don't like it. 700 00:43:32,176 --> 00:43:34,975 Maybe you should come with me. Because I want to talk to you 701 00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:36,991 about inappropriate behavior. 702 00:43:37,221 --> 00:43:39,812 Your team is making suggestions to my son. 703 00:43:39,837 --> 00:43:41,898 Shut up, dad. Don't be stupid. 704 00:43:42,619 --> 00:43:45,176 - What did you do? - I didn't do anything. 705 00:43:45,631 --> 00:43:47,831 The drama. Pass me the popcorn. 706 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,759 He asked Saul for sex, and I know the law. This is inappropriate. 707 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,639 Alright, alright, I'll give a touch, but come on, Clive. 708 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,919 They are boys. They play. Wasn't it just a joke? 709 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,799 - Saul is 25 years old. - Exactly, he's not a child. 710 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:05,159 - Yeah, and he's not gay. - So that's the problem. 711 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,919 I didn't hit on him. It's a joke. 712 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,439 I'm not taking Really annoying, right? 713 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,159 It's people your age who insist in these rules, 714 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:15,199 for good reason. And I think that's private, Zee. 715 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,039 I saw them. Saul was laughing. 716 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,639 Why is everything always sex with you? All the time. 717 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,599 And isn't it like that with you? Come on, Clive. 718 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,959 Take me to one of its construction sites. 719 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,319 Let me hear your friends. I would be shocked. 720 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,959 “Fuck your mother,” that man said. I mean, "Fuck your mother"?! 721 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,079 Who says that? 722 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:32,679 I was being professional. This is my profession. 723 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:36,199 We are both on Only Fans. Look, and there's Saul... 724 00:44:36,796 --> 00:44:38,626 selling here. 725 00:44:38,722 --> 00:44:40,243 I played in the group. 726 00:44:50,093 --> 00:44:51,292 Something good? 727 00:44:51,336 --> 00:44:54,335 That person with lipstick said that you had a crush on Saul. 728 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:55,479 How old are you, Leo? 729 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,279 Clive, he's 6'1" and ripped. 730 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,919 I have permission to notice. 731 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,559 If, if you had a friend who had a daughter who was 25 years old 732 00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,599 and beautiful, you would notice, so... 733 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,079 It's not my fault that Saul is... 734 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,719 We have rules about this. 735 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:09,800 Saul is an employee. You can't do that. 736 00:45:27,092 --> 00:45:29,422 What it was? What's so funny? 737 00:45:29,447 --> 00:45:31,447 No, it's nothing, it's nothing. 738 00:45:32,179 --> 00:45:33,819 Nothing, really. 739 00:45:37,513 --> 00:45:39,472 You're laughing, aren't you? All of you. 740 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,662 You are laughing at the filth. It's just dirt. 741 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,519 Deodorants? And you wonder why you get hate. 742 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,799 It's okay, you can hate us and blame us all you want, 743 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,759 but why don't you sit down with your son? 744 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,800 Your straight son, and ask him? 745 00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:01,973 There is no LGB without TQ See you on Tela Queer